The other night Michael and I were getting ready for bed. In our usual fashion, we were engaged in a random debate about absolutely nothing important. It went something like this:
Me: (washing my hands) Ahhh . . . nothing like freshly cleaned hands, huh?
Michael: You wouldn't think you'd need to do that since you just finished washing Claire.
Me: Washing Claire? Don't you mean
bathing Claire?
Michael: Wash? Bathe? Same thing.
Me: Yeah, but you don't
bathe the dishes do you? I wouldn't
bathe my car. Just because the meaning is the same, doesn't mean that you should use the words interchangeably.
Michael: You could, I suppose.
Me: I think you only bathe living things like dogs, babies or yourself. You wash non-living things like dishes and cars.
Michael: Well, you just
washed your hands. I'm pretty sure those are living things.
Me: Well . . . er . . . hmmm
Michael: Don't you
wash a mouth out with soap?
Me: Sigh. I suppose you're right. But I did
bathe Claire.
So what's the rule here? And how is it that all of us managed to know the rule instinctively without a formal lesson on wash vs. bathe? Well, I guess not all of us know the rule, Michael still thinks I
washed Claire.