Too Late For "Hooked on Phonics"?

While on a family outing to the local bookstore, I saw my step-mom examining a children's book. Assuming she was debating on whether or not to purchase it for Claire, I walked over to take a look. I found, rather, that she was simply trying to decipher the title. After several minutes, we were still unsure of the last word of the title. Finally, we realized--despite the poor font choice--that the title read, "Say Goodnight to Illiteracy".

How ironic.